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I’m single in this generation looking to have a connection with all of my chakras. The universe tells me if I can’t have one 8D person I’m gonna have a roster like most people this generation but I want to be honest…unlike most people this generation!

Let’s go back to how we labeled our rosters for fun 🤭

• At point guard would be a Pisces or Scorpio to fill my heart-sacral needs. Crazy passion!

• Shooting guard must be Sagittarius/Leo. Someone to go anywhere and everywhere with. Never talk during the day or ever not in person. She’s my third eye, sacral twin.

• Small forward is a cap—nvm fuck that…A Aquarius to be goofy at home with, talk about the world, and make tik tocs, filing my crown/throat chakra needs. W best friends, but not fuck.

• At Power forward I discover why the universe never let me date libra or Gemini at low frequency. Maybe I missed something.

• At center I need a tik toc meme, sacral connection. Cancer…Someone with my visual sense of humor. Maybe a Virgo to help clean up my house and suck me. 😂

• 6TH WOMAN gotta be Aries. Loyal to the team despite not getting enough playtime to argue with.

• Off the bench I need to decide if there’s a reason the universe created Taurus cuz at this time I have no fucking clue. 💀