The HeartBreak

The heartbreak I feel when any man tries to take a SA woman to cheesecake factory….

…but she’s seen the video. You now which one…

He successfully budgeted for cheesecake, now he’s headed off to chauma gauca with a woman who’s never been outside of 1604 besides six flags as a kid or a Build A Bear trip to La Cantara with mom. 😢

She still believes “I live by sea world” means 45 minutes away and there he goes with her in her temu special, no sure if they should have made a reservation…

Not sure what half the meats are…

Smiling. Taking pics. Not even talking.

Editing her pictures..

He later comes home after no pussy, not even a kiss, but worse? There are some FIRE NEW EMOTES THIS WEEK IN THE FORTNITE ITEM SHOP…HE CAN NO LONGER PURCHASE. 😭

He was her soulmate…yet she never even recognized him and will never see him ever again.

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